mullets and white men pretending to be native americans-a timeless tradition
“an erotic romance”
they don’t really beat around the bush, do they?
The first time I saw this I thought her legs were really hairy and I was disturbed.
“When I saw the size of his…staff, I couldn’t resist!”
The look of pride on his face combined with that awesome pimpchain will never not be funny to me.
The most famous book cover error of all. Do you notice what’s VERY UNUSUAL about this girl?
Kudos for Medieval Mullet Dude for accepting her just as she is, three hands and all.
Nothing sexier than a medieval style mullet with bonus bangs
I CANNOT BELIEVE I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT
I am both incredibly embarrassed and also laughing really hard right now
Nothing sexier than a medieval style mullet with bonus bangs
pretty sure the human back does not work that way…
I guess the fact that she’s falling off the fucking horse might be seen as being a little reckless
I’d like to apologize for the lack of updates on here for the past few months-I just finished my first semester of college and unfortunately romance novels were not my biggest priority. But I’m going to try to start updating more, so keep posted!
Also, I’d like to welcome you lovely new followers to the disturbing world of weird romance novel covers. If you have any questions/suggestions/comments/death threats feel free to message me, otherwise, I hope you enjoy the weirdness and my questionable sense of humor!
I’d be afraid to eat anything made by someone with that kind of look on their face.
This title gives me absolutely no idea what this book is supposed to be about.
His two-hand grip on each of her boobs looks really comfortable, though.
I feel like I would be more embarrassed than normal to read this. Does the word “playa” make African-American women want to read this book more? Why not just put “player”? I don’t understand.